Tales from Skyrim Episode I: "The Phantom (Bow) Menace"
Darkwater stumbled upon a Giant camp 'Blizzard Rest', one single Giant + newly obtained 'Bound Bow' meant there was no way he wasnt going to take a pot shot at him to see how powerful it was.... He immediately regreted this decision and quickly decide that the Damage + the time it takes between arrows was not enough compared to how quickly the giant was advancing on him so its a turn and run scenario....which way? well whiterun is the closest place.
As he was running, he glanced back to see that the giant was slowly gaining on him, it didnt even seem to be bothered about the purple glowing arrow in its temple....Darkwater noticed an imperial guard on patrol up the road.
Darkwater- 'help i'm being persuade by a giant!;
Guard- 'stand back, have at you, you colossal wanke'....squish!'
The Giants foot came crashing down on him...'.thanks guard your death has bought me all of 5 seconds', thought Darkwater.
Lorius Farm was in sight....'should probably not head this way. there are kids. I will go around'. As he made it to the other side of him, the Giant was almost in swinging distance!
Another Guard
Darkwater - 'Help, Guard I'm being pursued by a Giant...totally unprovoked guvnor, promise!'
Guard ' Stand aside adventurer, finally...time to make my family proud. NOW I, ROJAN ONCE A PATHETIC SOLDIER, NOW ABOUT TO BE A HERO REMEMBERED THROUGH THE AGES.. , FEEL MY BLADE YOU TITANIC FUC...' squish
'Awesome, another 5 seconds in the bag',
Darkwater - 'thanks Roger your name will not be forgotten...'
Up ahead a tower came into view, Whitewatch tower...plenty of guards there....oh...and bandits having a battle with them it seemed.
Darkwater ran up to the fight
Darkwater - 'erm guys'
Bandit - 'stay there, we will deal with you once we have killed and looted these imperial bastards!'
Darkwater - but there's..
Bandit - 'fine, i'll deal with you firs....oh'
Nothing like a giant to bring all men together to fight shoulder to shoulder....especially while our adventurer hid in the tower watching from a window...the giant managed to kill everyone with a few swings of his bat...leaving him with the smallest amount of health left....'okay...one more shot should do it.'
VICTORY! Our "hero" single-handedly dealt with a giant while at level 10. time to loot
Darkwater - '....6 gold...and....a toe?'
Well, on the bright side there were plenty of bandits and soldiers to loot and an unoccupied giant camp further down the road....all in all a positive day in Skyrim.

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